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The NFL Draft has come, lingered and gone. After 76 straight hours of coverage this weekend and at least 5 hours a day since the Super Bowl, Mel Kiper gets to crawl back into his cave and pray to god he doesn’t lose his hair for one more year.

There were surprises; Brady Quinn falling to the late first round and Randy Moss being dealt to the Patriots for only a fourth round pick.

But my personal favorite moment in the 2007 NFL Draft would have to be the dumbasses. You know who I’m talking about, those morons who in the middle of a week long bender after the season, declared for the draft. This year’s dumbass is without a doubt Darius Walker from Notre Dame who left school after his junior season inexplicably and predictably found himself undrafted. Congrats Darius Walker, instead of dominating the student body at Notre Dame and living the cushy life of an ND footballer, you will be trying out for some NFL Europe squad with the hopes of delaying your future career as an overweight bodyguard to some brat celebrity.

Maybe Brady Quinn needs a bodyguard to keep his fug girlfriend away from him? Seriously Darius, call Brady. You will be doing him a favor.