College Football O-Fee-Shul-E opens up tomorrow. My sources tell me there were actually a few games last night, but those don’t count. And tooo-nite Washington plays Syracuse in an epic intercontinental match. And by Epic, i mean boring. And by boring I mean no one gives a fuck. And by no one i mean no one except yours truly who is always game for a sucker bet……Washington +3 here I come. Pac-10 4 Lyfe.
Back to the point. College Football officially opens up tomorrow. Other than Tennessee @ Cal there really aren’t any mouthwatering matchups. Unless you make a bet, which I must say, definitely adds to the intrigue of a matchup between Middle Tennessee St. and Florida Atlantic.
Oklahoma St. @ Georgia and Georgia Tech @ Notre Dame are both solid matchups, but thats cuz everything else blows such ass. But who cares, CFB is a go which means I get to stop losing money on NFL Preseason games as I watch a 4th string TE fumble away my money on the game winning drive. Fucking cunt.
Onto the picks:
UCLA -17 @ Stanford – Stanford is terrible. UCLA is awesome. Easy enough….
Georgia Tech @ Notre Dame UNDER 45 – Gtech will probably take this outright. Charlie Weiss will go from Genius Fatass to simply Fatass this eason.
Tennesse @ Cal -6.5 & OVER 54.5 –Hippies are the suck but these hippies are fast and well coached. Cal is gonna put 40 up on the vaunted SEC defense.
+46 @ souther cal and UNDER 58.5 – 40-fucking-6?!? I know Idaho’s QB is starting his first game and that sc’s being hyped up to be gods gift to football, but god damn. Unless sc’s D scores multiple touchdowns, that offense will struggle (relative term) to cover 46. And the under is a lock good bet considering Idaho will be lucky to put up a field goal.
OKState +6 @ Georgia -Big 12 sucks but OkState has some thugs on their team that should put up a fight. Bobby Ried is a baller and hopefully won’t have whitey cutting into his time at QB.
Western Michigan @ West Virginia -23.5– WVA’s offense has its moments…
besides being a professional soccer player /super-model banger, cristiano is also a world-class pansie.
so greg’s hero is a world-class pansie.
yet greg is my hero (for reasons that will go unmentioned).
I’m gonna find the nearest bridge before I have to face the reality of what that makes me.
Tonights game pretty much decides the series. Yes if the Warriors lose they get to play a game 7, but really, much like last years Lakers-Suns Game 7, it’d be shocking if the Warriors were able to bounce back from a loss tonight. So here is to the Warriors putting on a show tonight and putting the Mavs down like the dogs they are.
And you better believe the fine folks at Dungy will be on the OVER (208) tonight. I don’t care that Vegas lowered it from 210 to 208 in order to entice suckers like myself into betting on the over.
Bitch City Update: Fuck me Fuck Nowitski and most importantly Fuck Avery Johnson. Fucking Dallas. Way to show up boys. In case they didn’t prove their point last June, I guess they just needed to make sure the world knew what a bunch of choke fucks they really are…Maybe I should have cared Vegas wanted me to take the over.